michel martelly – world’s 1st crackhead president?

michel martelly - 1st crackhead president?

michel martelly - 1st crackhead president?

michelle martelly as far as i know will be the first crack head president. and it was only a matter of time before someone became the first crackhead president. he says he’s no longer using. he’s beyond crack or should that be post crack?

america had her cocaine president, so why shouldn’t she impose a crack head president on the people of ayiti? martelly is forever grateful to the power-brokers who’ve brought him to the brink.

martelly has had many incarnations, but his latest has been chanjman. it’s been said, if he doesn’t get the presidential palace, his supporters will burn the country down. you gotta love these new age democratic pioneers.

the announcement of elections results have been canceled twice.

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